Ladies and gentleman the Goddamn airport. I hope you’re happy. Seriously. Denmark? Fucking Spacious and green and shit. It’s Sweden, so you know, everything is small. Compact. I had to travel double the regular amount of time to get anywhereeee. Seriously. At one point the airport was 13 miles away. 13 fucking miles away. I’m lucky I don’t have to pump my mouse with tiny mouse-gas.
i went to go play mapcrunch (because i have NO life) and it put me in the heart of Chicago
god is sending me so many signs right now..





